Dressing up

Kai: But I don't like to costumes! I think dressing up is BAD!
Mommy: Why do you think that?
Kai: Because that's how they made me. That's how it is.
Mommy: Who made you that way?
Kai: Um... mommies and daddies. When I was a baby.

Snow in the sky

Kai (in the car): Hey - there's snow in the sky!
Ronin: No Kai, that's clouds! Not snow!!
Kai: Oh. Looks like. Looks like snow in the sky...
Ronin: They keep snow on the ground Kai.

Ronin: "Mommy what's more - 100, or God, or Krishna, or a superhero??"

Me: "Well for starters, God and Krishna are the same thing..."

Ronin: "Then why at school, Miss Paula only talk about God and not Krishna???"

Where To Buy Ladders

M: Ok so guys - do you want bunk beds or is that too scary? Someone will have to climb to the top bed on a ladder...
Kai: It's too scary. I don't want it.
Ronin: I can climb a ladder... Mommy can you buy tall blue ladder from Home Depot? Not big - tall.

Girls, Girls, Girls

Me: Ronikins, who's your new girlfriend these days?
Ronin: I have so many!

Adults Need Time Out Too

Kai: Go to time out
Thami (Grandma): Who, Roni needs to go to time out?
Kai: No, YOU go to time out!!

Fortune Cookie

Me: Hey do you want this fortune cookie from the Chinese place?
Kai: No, my mouth is broken right now.
Me: Oh ok - didn't realize your mouth is broken.
Kai: Yeah, it is... ask Ronin - he's my brother!!!

Moreover On Bad Words

Kai: Ronin I don't say bad words. If you say bad words I don't say them. I say good words. Only mommy and daddy can say bad words. We're too little to say bad words.

Backyard Playground

There is even a tire swing behind the slide

Fashion Choices

Random kid at park: I like your shoes. 
Kai: yeah, they're crocs. 
Kid: I like his shoes too. (points to Ro)
Kai: ... He's a pirate...

Race Relations Almost Solved

Ronin: Daddy why do different people have different color faces and hair? Oh I think, I think it's because ...
Kai: Look my fingers is dancing!